Joke 1:A Punjabi lawyer working abroad wrote to his wife...
DEAR Sunita Darling I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's performance so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart please adjust.
Your loving husband JITA SINGH
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His wife replied...
TINKU's PAPPA Thanks for the 100 kisses Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...:
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord Balkar Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only so I gave him other pleasures I hope you understand..
5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope
I can survive the month using this balance...
Shall I plan the same for the next month..???
Your SweetHeart Kichi
Regards
Sunita
Joke 2:One day, as a husband was reading the Sunday paper, his wife smacked him upside the head with a frying pan.
"What was that for?" cried the husband.
"I was doing your laundry when I found a piece of paper with the name of Marylou on it!" screamed the wife. "Who is she? Are you cheating on me?"
"Honey don't worry. Remember when I went to the horse race three weeks ago with my friends? Marylou was the name of the horse I was betting on.
Satisfied, the wife continued doing the laundry. A few hours later, the wife smacked the husband with a frying pan again.
"What was that for?" said the annoyed husband.
"Your horse called."
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