Joke 1:A substitute teacher walks into the classroom on the blackboard she sees a message. It says, "Jimmy Poole, has got the biggest tool, in the whole damn school!"
She yells, "Whose Jimmy Poole?"
This kid in the back stands up and says, "I am Jimmy Poole."
"Well, Jimmy, your staying after school!"
The very next day when the substitute teacher walks in, she looks up at the blackboard and written on it, it says, "PAYS to ADVERTISE."
Joke 2:A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where have you been? I have not seen you around here much."
The twenty answered, "I have been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship. How about you?"
The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff... church, church, church."
Joke 3:Resolving to surprise her husband, an executives wife stopped by his office.
When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.
Without hesitating, he dictated, "...and in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair."
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