Joke 1:Old Phrase: A single bird in a Zoo is better than two on a branch.
New Phrase: A boot on Bush is better than two in the foot.
Joke 2:Two people walking on a street, first say to another: "You have ever seen a donkey in a house?"
Second replied: "No", then first answer that: "Just saw the Geoge Bush in the White House."
Joke 3:If you want to see any lizard just watch President bush.