Good Lawyer Jokes

A group of terrorists hijacked a plane full of lawyers. They called down to ground control with their list of demands and added that if their demands were not met, they would release one lawyer every hour.

A man in a bar stood up and shouted, "Lawyers are Bullies!"
A guy at the other end of the bar shouted back "I move to STRIKE!"
The first guy asked "Are you a lawyer?"
The second guy responded "No, I am a BULLY!"

What is the difference between baseball player and a lawyer?
If a baseball player is caught stealing, he’s out!!!