Joke 1:An official Gallup survey polled over 1000 women with the question: Would you sleep with Former US President Bill Clinton?
1% said, "No"
2% said, "Yes"
97% said, "Never Again"
Joke 2:Chelsea asks Hillary, "Mom, what did You have at the state dinner ?"
"Some beef, asparagus, and 769 green peas."
"Do not bullshit me mom, when did You count the peas ?"
"When Your father was giving his speech."
Joke 3:Late one night in Washington, D.C., a mugger jumped a well-dressed man and held a gun to his ribs.
"Give me your money!" he demanded. The man stiffened, but said indignantly, "You can not do this to me ? I am a U. S. Congressman!"
"In that case," replied the robber, "give me my money!"
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