Joke 1:Why do women pass less gas than men?
Because women would not shut up long enough to build up pressure!
Joke 2:Why did God create man before woman?
He did not want any advice!
Joke 3:An English professor wrote the words, "A woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and told the students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."